Greenland has a very small population and vast resources. It is owned by Denmark but it is not part of the EU or Schengen. Thus, the European Union does not own it.
Despite its potentially vast resources, Greenland remains terribly undeveloped and keeping it costs the Danish Crown half a billion dollars a year. That’a about $100 for every citizen of Denmark and $10 000 for every citizen of Greenland. The money is used to maintain the state of the art social services, health care and other government spending.
The US maintains the only significant military presence on the island. It was established in the Second World War, in order to prevent Greenland falling into the hands of Nazi Germany.
In order for Trump to take Greenland for the US, and take our eyes off the Epstein files, he should somehow fulfill the will of the people of Greenland to join the United States. At the moment, they are very much opposed.
Trump could act as follows:
1) set up a website, where every citizen of Greenland can opt to join the United States by signing something like a Quit Claim Deed, in exchange for money paid in cryptocurrency immediately.
As Congress would be too slow to fund such things, Trump could call upon friends like Elon Musk or even use his own money. Later, they could resell their stake in Greenland to the United States, at considerable profit. Or keep it for retirement.
If all the people of Greenland were to sign for, say, $10 0000 each, this would cost about half a billion dollars, or the amount every Greenlander receives every year from the Danish government as subsidy. But, Trump only needs half.
In recent history, we have several precedents where the will of the people was preyed upon to justify changing national borders. These are
— Brexit. The EU can be seen as a country, and, perhaps, to some extent, colonial master of Britain. Much less than the British population and just over half of the people who decided to vote have chosen Brexit, and Brexit we have.
— Scotland had a referendum about splitting from Britain. It failed, as no majority was achieved.
— Catalonia wanted to split from Spain, based on a referendum, but the Spanish government did not allow it. The organizers were judged for treason.
— Crimea split away from Ukraine and joined Mother Russia based on a referendum organized in similar fashion to other referendums in the region. When the KGB counts, the results are usually right.
In order to make people in Greenland sign up, the price may be adjusted randomly, publicized in the media through promotions and special reductions or increases.
Trump would not be breaking any laws in acting in this manner. He is not subject to the laws of Greenland, and he, alongside his descendants, have already been banned from the territory for 100 generations. I can only not see the foolishness of the Greenlandic government, as they’ve just banned their own people from their country in the distant future.
If we assume the population stays constant and no inbreeding, Donald should have 2 kids (he’s got more) and each of those kids should have 2 and so on… Thus, after 100 generations, Donald should have 2^100 descendants. That is, about 10^30 people banned. The world today has under 10 billion people (10^10). It is thus nearly certain that, in 100 generations, nearly all Greenlanders will be descendants of Donald Trump and therefore banned from Greenland. This is also true for all tourists. The 100 generation ban therefore destinies Greenland to be empty long before the 100 generations (about 3000 years) pass.
This is the perfect time for such a move, as the Epstein files are about to be released. In the absence of war, Trump can be terribly vulnerable. In order to stay in power, he needs extraordinary scandals, and extraordinary scandals we have.
Trump invaded Venezuela in order to uphold the will of the Venezuelan people, based on a referendum he did not agree with (Maduro counted, Maduro won). Why not do the same with Greenland, but with a better legal basis, like the written consent of the people, given individually, in electronic form and sealed with a crypto bank transfer.
In the end, sure, some people in Greenland will not take the money. Trump can then proceed to divide the island. He can be generous, and take only the percentage he bought, despite, pretenders like Crimea and Brexit where the whole country went. Denmark can keep the people and the duty to continue to subsidize them.
In doing so, Trump will only acquire the uninhabited part of Greenland, with Denmark left with the entire population, the cities, and a bit of coast. Trump will get his place on the map, the territorial sea, the ice cap and future oil, minerals and whatever.
Later, either Trump or China can do something similar with Siberia as well as the South China Sea.
This approach would be difficult in more populated places like Taiwan, as more people would have to be bought. But, it might even work in Australia.
The government of Greenland could punish the people who sign up to Trump’s offer. That would create local unrest and put distance between the government and the people, which will benefit Trump.
Broader historical considerations:
The security of Greenland is guaranteed through NATO. NATO however does not prohibit a peaceful transfer of ownership.
The US established a military presence in Greenland during World War II, in order to prevent it from getting into German hands. The US finished the Second World War as the absolute winner. It first let the European powers destroy each other during WWII, and then let Russsia continue the destruction and stopping growth through opression of what was left after the war. This left the US as the colonial master of the whole world. It thus no longer mattered who formally owned what, as the US was essentially free to do as it wanted, and it did so from Panama to Japan. It also punished those who opposed, like Vietnam, Iraq, Venezuela…
Denmark later joined the European Union, and essentially gave Greenland to Germany. This isn’t formally true (Greenland isn’t in the EU), but it can very easily go that way. This is exactly what the US was trying to prevent in the Second World War, and what it’s trying to prevent today.
The same can be said about Russia. As Ukraine was trying to align itself with the West, where, at least locally, Germany dominates, Russia decided to intervene with a special military operation and a denazification campaign. While the world did condemn it, they have not done enough to make Russia lose. In fact, Putin’s grip in Russia is stronger than without the war.
As the world accepts Russian aggression, first in Crimea and now all of Ukraine, this gives Trump and the US the signal that now is the right moment to take Greenland alongside Venezuela and Iran.
Furthermore, as NATO breaks down and the US loses its position as Colonial Master of the World, it is sensible to use its present position to take what it can, while it can. That is, Greenland, and, why, not, Antarctica and a big chunk if the Ocean (Joe Biden did quietly expand the territorial waters 2 years ago, adding about one million square miles of ocean, mostly in the Arctic and more than 200 miles from the shore)
Economic development:
While Denmark owns Greenland, it failed to make it profitable and the economic development was minimal.
We can draw a parallel between American owned Alaska and the East of Siberia. If one takes the easternmost part of Russia, about the size of Alaska, they’re going to find maybe 5 people and a bunch of polar bears in the whole territory. Alaska would have been the same, if it had stayed in Russian hands. Luckily, the US bought it, and now it is, at least, economically, far above territories on the other side of the Bering Strait.
In the long term, there’s a good chance that Greenland will be more economically developed in American hands.
The Danish government did correctly state that, under its friendship with the US, Denmark does not intend to prevent American military and economic activity in Greenland. It is however true that, whatever economic development happens, it will be plagued by Denmark’s famously high taxes and not the most flexible bureaucracy. American ownership would mean more bureaucratic flexibility and tax revenue going to Washington.
And, it bloody looks good on the map!
Denmark never really took advantage of that. One never thinks of Denmark being mostly Greenland when one looks at the map. The US is in the right place in history to call itself great by stretching itself from Greenland to The Gulf of America.
And Trump won’t forget to make some funny faces, say some outrageous things, so people don’t look at those damned Epstein files!
Also, have his agents shoot some more innocent people to give the press something to do. The more outrageous the crime, the more innocent the people, the more the press will talk about it. And, why, not, when things get too outragous become the hero again and conclude the ICE circus with an amnesty for all immigrants currently in the US? Promise to make them citizens, so they vote in the midterms. And, for the future, since Trump calls himself the Tariff King, why not allow anyone to come to the US and work while taxing fresh immigrants considerably more. Say, if an American pays 25% tax, let the immigrants pay 50% or even 75%. Would sure make America great again! Some of the best years of my life were spent in America. I would love to see it going in a direction of growth again, but for now that is wishful thinking.